We had to use the stains on Phil's shirt to try to piece together what happened last night.
had a convo with my professor before class while peeing... new level of awkward or a breakthrough in our relationship? i feel like there is no longer a professional boundary.
Gooodnight my beautiful sex angel. Much luvz for joo, etceteraz
Just beat 2 Norwegian women in beer pong. Never been so proud to be an American.
Can u check his last FB check in, then come pick me up from there. Blame it on the tequila
Yeah just got a blowjob at busch stadium during the cardinals game childhood dream realized
this just proves how much faith i have in "us".. what should we be for halloween..?
can't blv i tried using a "backpack" as a unit of measurement...i drank a lot of beer last night
nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
I told him I tried to eat a stranger's sandwich while I was drunk. Mildly disappointed but he realizes he has me for a kid.
How is your new roommate working out
We are drinking at the laundromat. And will probably have sex later. So...pretty good.
I say camping because "let's go get hammered in the woods" sounds kinda fucking weird to be honest.
She asked how comfortable I was with her while we were in the shower. She then proceeded to pee in said shower.
i feel like if my pee,blood, or vomit is on it...it should belong to me by default. can we make that a rule?
i haven't seen you in two years and we have like 16 hours, all i want is cuddles, wine, and some light groping
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