There was something that i liked about you, but you spent it
dude your girlfriend loves you alot..she yelled your name lastnight in bed
He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
the pharmacist hit on me as i picked up my herpes medecine. i think we found a winner.
The hookup that almost was... Both partys too drunk to migrate to the other.... the universe has won this one.
I know you're gay. But if I'm not getting dick, then you have to. That's what friends do.
I am pretty sure we beat baby seals over the head in a past life. That is why we are being punished.
You know, part of me wants to die and the other part of me doesn't want to live
i can't even hate his new girlfriend cuz she survived a fucking brain tumor. like that's just not fair.
SOS... STANDING IN THE BAR NEXT TO MY BF AND THE GUY WHO I HOOKED UP WITH ON CHRISTMAS DAY..
I am 95% sure I just heard my cat say "What are you doing home? It's Saturday night."
It's a good thing you're straight. You'd make a horrible lesbian.
danced like there was no tomorrow. surprise. there's a tomorrow
HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED
So random question: what's a good way to tell your brother that his Skype sex kept you awake last night? I'm not really sure how that conversation begins.
Randomize
