So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
i just bought weed at the top of a mountain, best decision of our lives to go to school in colorado.
headbutted the bartender, tried to bite the bouncer, and pissed on a cops shoes. and i still got laid. god, it's good to be home
We should search craigslist for porches to sublet.
I vaguely remember you trying to make me a casserole with marshmallows and a can of beer.
Just warning you now f you do not get intoxicated with me in front of the family on thanksgiving we are not related.
Honestly the war on drugs is dumb and you can just sleep in my bed which is mega comfortable anytime you want. There I said it
So then I proceeded to the kitchen to make my "specialty," which consisted of a frozen veggie burger topped with peanut butter. I guess he ate it too.
I hate vagina strikes, but I must not stray from my path. My boyfriend will know the true meaning of blue balls.
He offered me my choice of the Abe Lincoln or Ben Franklin dick pic.
Sooo, did you delete me cause I said I wouldn't babysit you while you did shrooms? You're a grown man.
We have an albino peacock in our apartment. It's beautiful.
Scratch it being beautiful, bitch just stole my McDonalds. Call animal control.
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
Last thing googled on my laptop last night was vagina chaffing. What the fuck?
Drunk me made cabbage burritos at 1am after going to hustler hollywood.\nI bought socks. Lol
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