Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
have you facebook stalked him yet?
No, I don’t know his last name...
Just google his license plate numb
I've replaced the bottom of the food pyramid with alcohol.
just had wine and brownie batter for dinner. Single life is good
I guess it was to be expected that I was put on somebody's list called penis socket.
Why do they give me cups on $8 pitcher night? I HAVE A PITCHER.
Maybe tomorrow I'll be drunk again and can provide you with texts at a more reasonable hour. Here's hoping. GOodnight. Tebow loves you
I have a kicked-out-of-multiple-bars level hangover today
Ughhh I can't remember the last time "time fell back or springed forward" and I wasn't at the bar to argue about it :(
your ability to divide cases of beer among any given group of people equally was missed.
my vagina is starting to think like a penis, and I'm not even slightly worried
Those were some damn good pancakes you made last night.
Dude I've been in FL since Monday.
I passed out in your bed last night...there maybe a snickers and twix bar under your pillow
Why is there a condom in my ukulele?
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