so it turns out you can rearrange the letters in "scottsdale" to spell "milf city." who knew?
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
I don't know why girls would even talk to someone as drunk as I was.
I was in the shower, he came in, had me give him a blow job, and left. I'm pretty sure I was just booty called. While taking a shower.
He won't ever take me seriously if I keep getting drunk and hooking up with all his friends.
He pulled his pants down and said blow me, while passing out on my bed. I then pulled his pants up as he continuously started moaning in the background.
It's like if you got one of your titties chopped off...think of how much one would miss the other...that's how I feel when we're apart. A tit with no twin.
I'm sorry I compared your vagina to nascar
Can we play rock paper scissor shot again? I want to black out in 15 minutes or less...
He had a tramp stamp of his own phone number. You can't tell me that isn't smart.
Is it socially acceptable to stop at the strip club for the lunch buffet on my way to the airport?
Dude he did say "let's go cougar hunting" and you KNEW your mom was going out last night...so it's kind of your own fault for not coming
After that song played in the club all he kept drunkenly saying was "Birdman goes brrrrrr"
She ran from her surprise party screaming "I'm not ready for an intervention." Yeah, the girl has a problem.
suburban family judging/laughing at us after Jenna just pulled two flasks out of her boot on the subway
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