i only hope i can top last weeks sext session
Do I give off a "I have a sex tape" vibe???
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
He passed out while I was riding him, and just when I was about to call it quits he opens his eyes and squeezes my boobs and goes Honk! Honk!
I don't even want to talk about it, I'm traumatized. Even the dog knew to take advantage of the most intoxicated girl at the party...
There are too many people and smells in this elevator for my hangover to handle.
Brought him brownies before taking his pants off. I'm like the Martha fucking Stewart of booty calls. Walk of shame be damned.
I will be going to walgreens soon.. nothing says trainwreck like pickin up a scrip for xanax at 2am drunk..
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
May he have a McRib induced stroke and lose the feeling in his tastebuds.
He fell asleep cradling my ass and every time I moved he adjusted his hand accordingly. I've found the one.
OMFG I JUST SEARCHED DILDO ON THE WORK SHARED AMAZON ACCOUNT!!!!!
the police dropped me off. that's how my night went.
Okay, but that still doesn't explain all the glitter in my puke.
dude it was our first time and her hair caught on fire from the candles on the nightstand
There is no way that actually happened!
the smell of burnt hair covered up the sweaty sex smell.
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