You are still hot in my book. I wanna dry hump u like a 9th grader then hump for real when the herpes is gone.
my mkouth tastes houw teh zoo smelllls
I miss you. Just wanted to say that before the drugs kicked in so it's legit.
i looked at dads computer and apparently he was looking at job ads on craigslist and the only one clicked that turned purple said "GET PAID TO MASTURBATE"
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
My only positive piece of news is that my roommate is moving home for the summer, so our stress-relief sex will be much easier to get away with.
I bit my tongue so hard I left a deep imprint. Fuck you tongue, stop getting in the way of food.
At what part of the night did you guys leave?
After my hot tub cannonball.
best way to lose double chin? blow jobs. I am fucking hurting.
This feels more like a conference of all the people I've fucked in the past year.
You just wait. When you see me foam roll naked, you're going to lose your mind.
I saw a drunk guy run across the street with an American flag between his buttcheeks.
RUDE you're the one missing half a nipple...
IT HEALED AND GREW BACK TO BE A FULL HEALTHY NIPPLE OKAY
honestly performing my own hysterectomy would hurt less than my cramps right now.
Dude on the shuttle bus eating a Butterfinger and watch porn on his phone and doesn’t give a fuck who knows
We need to get on his level
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