It wouldn't matter if you are Jesus Christ himself, you are not getting into the bar tonight
We're gonna have to suck it up and start making out for free drinks. No homo. I'm watching Tyra "I kissed a girl and I got free drinks."
Let's do it. All homo
Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
I just asked the contractor building my house what it would cost to put a garbage disposal in all the shower drains...there was a lot of judging going on.
i'm sitting in the second floor bathroom drinking coronas in the shower. do not find me.
He went bowling in his bathroom.. And shattered the toilet.
We just shotgunned beers for America
The only way I can describe the noise he makes when he has an orgasm: dying walrus.
I would have done it. But then again I am a starving student who can manipulate my brain into thinking my decision was somehow morally justifiable.
The party got hot, we all started raging, took off some clothes, someone threw me in the shower and we all kept raging. Nude Rager, I was there at the point of conception.
If I get aids I am starting a lawsuit against snapchat.
you're right. a strip only looks good in porn . mine just looks like a fucked up mullet
I'm making a sandwich topless right now. Remind me again why I don't have a boyfriend?
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
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