Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
I think my hot accountant is wearing banana republic. I miss the days when that ='ed gay. Signals are so confusing now.
aparently i pased my english final. I don't even remember taking it.
and I'm sitting five inches from the tv scrunched up in a ball watching doug. It's like I'm five again...except I'm more stoned than the dude who created this show
What would you do in exchange for having a girl eat a waffle house waffle off your body?
I just found out via Facebook that my old dorm room is now the free condom distribution room on campus...IT'S LIKE THE UNIVERSE KNOWS!
I drew a giraffe.. But she did say that bumped that test up from a 39 to a 40. It's the little things.
Somehow he made it really romantic
He came on your tits... That doesn't scream romance to me.
He wants to take me instead of his girlfriend to the happiest place on earth... By that He meant Vegas. My morals are just loose enough to think this is a good idea
My mom is currently out with her lesbian friends and I'm home alone drunk listening to the Les Miserables soundtrack. WHY DO I FEEL THE NEED TO COMPETE WITH HER?
That sounds worse than that time you thought out an entire story of how big bird would kill you
That's actually very serious....I really do think of you whenever is see pizza
I vote we just hike, drink, and destroy dick
We were totally high while having sex, I told him fast or slow, just follow your balls. That was a show stopper.
Never make a coconut bikini from a real coconut.
I smell like old thai food.
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