The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
He washed my hair whilst I gave him head in the shower. Bored or gay?
At what point in time did you think it was ok to jizz in my hair while I slept??
Around the time you told me my brothers dick was bigger.
she pulled the sheets over her head to blow me but the static kept making little lightning bolts and I was too high and got really scared she was going to electrocute me.
After the 3rd time his brother walked in on us I asked "Does he ever knock?" his reply "This is his room"... Turns out he didn't even live there... I feel like a hoe.
I bought left over pizza from a guy on Craigslist.
The bump on my forehead, i think, was from falling asleep at front door, on my knees, slumped over. But we played good music so what?
I really don't know where my pants are, but that's not the problem. When are you going to unlock the door?
I smoked my last bong as the sun rose. It was magical.
When I was sick she came over with Call of Duty, animal crackers and a handjob. Honor says I can't dump her until Easter
Is it rude to say "I hate you because you live inside Hillary Clinton's asshole"?
he told me that I'm basically going to be the mom of the house when they move in...i like to see it as being a MILF without the responsibility of real children
Well. Another one of my exes came out of the closet.
we cut you off when you started chasing with your slim fast shake
No offense, but I don’t think I would want to see him in anything skimpier than a hazmat suit.
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