On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
Exactly how deep of a burn should you have when you pee before becoming legitimately concerned?
i might have gotten away with it if "don't tase me bro!" wasn't the first thing i said when i rolled down my window.
Halfway through banging her I realized that she was playing a sex playlist on her iPod...first time actually having sex to R.Kelly's "bump and grind"
So the bartender just told me that there was numerous people who saw me having sex on the rooftop last weekend. +1
I banged her roommate when she was gone. She came back with a chicken sandwich and a bj. Then she said " smells like my roommates vagina" I think I can get a threesome tonight
Does anyone know why "math wizard" is written on my arm?
Dude. 21 days till I'm 21. It's the 21 day countdown. The 25 days of Christmas can suck my dick.
she texted me out of nowhere. and I wanted to get drunk. like I didn't even have her new number until 6 hours ago and bam we were rolling around drinking cotton candy vodka from the bottle she had stuffed in a boot
Sry I came all over your dress. Think of it as a Vegas souvenir.
All I want is for every tall lanky young guy who is reading in a Starbucks to go balls deep in me. That's all.
I'm so busy i barely have time to have sex with myself. I have to talk myself into it like an old married couple.
There's some band that practices next door to my apartment. I'm thinking we may need to check that out. I could be like, "Hey boys, thought you might like some lemonade and vagina."
We were walking home from Pluckers (read carrying your drunk ass) and out of nowhere you yelled "Say bitch you got a Facebook?" at a random chick walking by.
What use have I for dignity? It just get's in the way of the really fun stuff.
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