I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
he just spelled fiance, "pheancie". I dont think he's ready to get married.
I'm quitting my job and I'm just going to become a professional drunk girls mistake.
i was trying to find the best way to say come over and have sex, without saying it.
We are lost. Everyone is drunk and it all went downhill after we iced the bus driver.
Pretty sure I'm taking the break up well. Alcohol made me okay with it and drugs keep me agreeing with why I dumped him in the first place.
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
It was so weird. She left to go to the bathroom and her older sister leaned towards me with a creepy smile and said, "You don't deserve her" and then continued to stare at me with a crazy expression for the rest of the evening.
That's kinky shit dude.
I'll even give you a complementary welcome blowjob.
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
So I bring Danny back to the apartment for the first time and my roommate is curled up in the beanbag in the middle of the floor, wearing nothing but her uggs, high out of her mind and watching Harry potter... She offered us kettle corn.
He asked if he could come over tomorrow....
Just used the handle end of a spatula to get the baggie of coke wedged between my passenger seat. Innovation points?
I was about to google "rabies and sexual activity." Then I realized I was at work.
you know you're in deep when you watch fear and loathing in las vegas and every damn scene is relatable.
I just ran into my psychology professor at Planned Parenthood she asked why I was there and I asked why she was there and it turns out we both had a scare.#bonding because of abortion.
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