You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
So are you the girl that gave me herpes? or was that the girl from the night before
meet me or not, i'm out of control
He was from Iceland of course I didnt sleep with him, havent you seen Mighty Ducks 2???
I never once brought up his unibrow when he was insulting me. That's class.
Just when you think you're never going to have sex again, BOOM you're naked in bed with a guatemalan
just had wine and brownie batter for dinner. Single life is good
he put $150 on the cabs dash so 9 of us could pile in and ride 3 blocks to the apartment.
She shouted out halfway through "that costume does nothing to hide your cock". Last time we let her drink at the theatre.
Yeah. Just jump him. Naked. Claim his dick for yourself.
Ever wonder what all the drugs you've ever done would look like put together?
Heaven. . It would look like heaven
I tried to find an emoji but none convey my excitement for receiving good sex soon
He sent me a dick pic for every page I had to write for final papers (87) & brought me adderall. Tell me that isn't romance.
You kicked my dad IN THE NUTS right when he walked in.
Sorry, man. Thought he was a cop.
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