Your TV has the DVD menu for White Chicks permanently burned into the screen. I can't anymore. That's just a whole different level that I cannot comprehend.
My suggestion that we all just smoke some weed was greeted with a uncomfrotable silence and a 'maybe later'. These are not our people
Her face is stuck to the frozen jager bottle. I think shes ok with it
don't trust your eyes. just sniff them. if they smell like axe, they are broke, move on to the next.
Doing tequila shots with my ex to celebrate that we broke up... not awkward at all.
I made a wizard staff out of Keystone light... I am therefore the smoothest wizard in all of our university's history.
Yeah, but she is forever sending my vagina on some sort of mission.
Hungover, threw up in a cosmetic case in my car this morning. This is real life.
Give me a reason to not spend the rest of my evening high watching dogs 101 videos
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
Please don't try and hook up with one of your high school teacher's friends
Can't talk, ducks in the car
And on the 323rd day without sex, God finally said let there be light...or love?
We couldn't find her anywhere. Finally, I saw her sitting in my bathroom floor spraying hair mouse into her mouth and whispering "I fucking love whipped cream." WHAT DID YOU GIVE HER AND CAN I HAVE SOME?
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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