Tell him to shut up cuz i said so. I lost my dollar shoe :(
would you object to me following you around all the time with a video camera and selling it to TV? Your life could make me millions.
About to find out how well alcohol and lazer tag mix.
The story about him having a girlfriend changed real fast when he found out that I was a gymnast
Let's cut to the chase. What days are we sleeping together this week?
He puked on the grill while the burgers were on. We had to go to taco bell
This is why i like single justin better. my only regret is not being present for more of his short life. may he rest in peace
he got kicked out of the bar for falling asleep on the mechanical bull.. then freaked on us cause we wouldnt go to the strip club with him
God I hope the gutter I die in is nice. You know, for a gutter.
Please come quick there are people in suits here judging me
I traded my pants for a Santa hat last night and it was so worth it.
Is this like a preordered booty call?
Pennsylvania now holds the distinct honor of being the third state I've crapped my pants in.
I already popped my bottle of Rose and took my boxers off. No can do muchacho
she said she was so hungover this morning in a way that sounded like she was apologizing for thinking she was attracted to me last night...
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