He made me cum so much, I almost let him spend the night. The operative word being "almost".
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
I just asked my hair stylist how many percocets she'd do my hair for.
Well the party says they're going to have three kegs and four trampolines. I think I'm going to invite my EMT buddies just to be safe.
I used to practice getting hit by cars.
He said he got a lot of action last night. I asked how much? And he said he got to see down her shirt. Freshmen never cease to amaze me.
I think it was you who decided that coming home at 3AM and cooking eggs topless was the best way to end our night. Eating the scrambled eggs off each other's boobs, that was ellie's idea
You slept with a red coat way too close to independence day. It's just very unpatriotic.
She was so morning drunk she asked the lady at brueggers for a bandaid and my self respect back
So apparently the only parts of last night I remember didn't actually happen.. When did vodka become a hallucinogen?
Well. I have your keys. You have my car. Looks like we have a drunkxican standoff.
Best surprise in my car. A cookie, sliced kiwi and the rest of my margarita. Work is going to be awesome.
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
I AM THERE IN SPIRIT, TICKLING YOUR BALLS
so after 3 days of looking i found the keg...looks like somebody tried burying behind the garage
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