But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
Steve is enlightening me on how and why u put gerbils up your ass
I just realized that "Hey girl, when you gonna let me tap that?" is in iambic pentameter. I'm going to write a poem...
Just saw some airport workers running through the terminal with liquor bottles. That's my kind of emergency.
Out of all the things I've put my penis in, this seems the most unfortunate.
she just announce I'm david copper field and tried to shove a napkin down my throat
Welcome to stoned Saturday. Full of laser tag and beyonce and awesome
I tried snowmobiling at 2 am. I broke my glasses. You're right. Things do get out of control.
ok now I feel liek a very drunk human instead of a chaos being thanks water
Have you seen him ? Seriously. No one is that straight.
St. Patrick's day can kiss my ass. Still hungover. I guess I showed up at my gym blacked out yesterday morning. Like im not missing a gym day b
This band has the most fuckable violin player I have ever seen.
I knew it was Christmas when someone handed me a stocking filled with airplane bottles. Ps just woke up 3 days later
i was in class looking for a pencil and found a chicken strip in my back pack. i think i might have a problem.. sad thing is i ate it
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