hey, what are you doing tonight?
sleeping, g'night!
but i wanted to see you :(
sleeping! g'night!(801): i miss you!
stop - you have a right hand - use it!
Do I need to let your sister outside to go pee or anything before I leave?
I feel like I bought a front row ticket to watch her screw up her life
just peed in the tub. didnt notice the passed out drunk guys there until a minute in
Found our threesome girl. She says I'm pretty. She doesn't know I'm pregnant. Yet. Think we can pull it off?
I think i smell like relationship. That's my problem.
Okay! I've got my sketchbook, my purse, my coat, and a knife hidden in my cleavage. I'm ready for to meet my blind date~
How did it go last night?
Woke up head half shaved and a burrito? So good and bad?
We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
Sometimes you gotta take mushrooms and swim on a rooftop pool to figure out your relationship
I actually cannot wait for your visit. I miss people who make me look like the virgin mary in comparison.
He didn't get laid that weekend.. and that is honestly an accomplishment for the rest of us.
Surprise court date day!!! Wake the fuck up!
Elliott peed on my floor and slept in it lol that's a one line description.
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