I just did your MASH and your life is pretty unfortunate. Youre marrying the tech guy for love. you live in a shack and you're a hooker and you make $1 a day. you drive a brown limo and you have 7 kids
I like the name aiden. he likes stella. I told him they're coming out of my vagina, and I will name them what I damn well please. Stella goes.
Yay Minnesota! I can't believe there's now a US Senator who has taken more acid than we have
This house was built for laser tag.
like in an apt above a crackhead. A LEGIT CRACKHEAD. he woke me up every morning this week asking me if I wanted to buy a mini fridge and some CDs. at 5 am. EVERY DAY.
someone left their shoes, a resume, and a pizza in the shower... i am actually speechless
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
My liver hurts and I just woke up from my first sleep in two days
Sounds like the perfect vacation
don't say the first was when I crawled under into the dressing room
Lemme put it this way babe, at point you were naked in Target.
Where were you?
Laughing
The Stanley Cup Final is killing me. I can't go to work drunk again.
are you really asking me this. do you KNOW how many times i masturbate in a day? yeah. wrong person to ask about romance.
You know. You being in a happy healthy relationship is REALLLYY cutting into our drinking alone together time.
He just compared fucking my vagina to a snow flake falling on his forehead: gentle.... I'm not sure if that's a compliment or not.
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