So his roomate was eating breakfast when I was sneaking out. He's the guy I took home from jessicas wedding. I ended up eating coco puffs with him
Just another sign I need to get out of this town
Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
I'm buying this stripper a house, I don't care what her name is.
walked into the kitchen nd asked my mom what smells like tuna she replies" your sister" now i cant eat tuna...EVER!!!
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
Advice for you. Never grate cheese on your counter then not cleanup the scraps, then have your bf over and endup having sex on the counter. Theres literally cheese melted in and around my ass.
So I ripped my crotchless fishnet body suit when my drunk ass tried to crawl through the crotch to put it on.
He paid the bartender with money from the tip jar then proceeded to hit on me in front of my date. I love frat dances
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
He realized that I was watching deadliest catch while we were jerkin off on FaceTime.
It's like the bat signal. He only texts me when I'm naked.
well when I said that I would ride his face until he ran out of oxygen, that's when I knew I shouldn't be around beautiful people anymore.
my roommates are pretty pissed at me. they sent me out for ice and i came back with a kitten.
snapping my married booty call and next thing I know a plan b ad pops up
holy f. i broke my toe giving him head. how does that even happen!?
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