If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
doesn't matter. i just recorded the power rangers theme song on my phone. and its loud. was thinking we could use it as our entrance song as we walk into bars.
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
I just woke up with streamers wrapped around me. Glitter in my hair. My fish are swimming in empty bottles of Barcardi. Helpppp
Hooking up with one of the deadbeat dads from Teen Mom does not qualify as banging a celebrity.
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
I awoke in a cab to find myself on a ride to niagara falls. Apparently I paid the cab driver half up front.
Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
They really brought out their best strippers for vday weekend
This will be amazing. Plus he's going to do a line of cocaine off of the other guy's ass.
It's a whole movie about Joseph Gordon-Levitt watching porn and having sex... I NEED to own it..
Best case scenario I do a bunch of dirty things to you, blow your mind and you enjoy it. Worst case I stare at you, poke at you, smile and droll on myself, you laugh.
Smoking a bowl in nothing but a flamingo thong.
I cant believe you made me read bad furry sexts
the guy next to you kind of looks like a penguin. i'm going to fuck him
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