I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
so I was just driving high and I stopped to let a pinecone cross the road because I thought it was a hedgehog.
she was masturbating to a video of herself masturbaing. She's a keeper
Please God, is a penis possibly making it to vagina town to much to ask for tonight.
So in Aca Taco on grad night 1am, this bitch walks in alone drunk as fuck in her gown to the front of the line and says, "I graduated today...thank YOU"
We would be rich. And the whole world would be stoned.
You told me that they girl who was giving you a handjob under the table looked a little like your sister
Me hangover (as projected). That sounds like a plan. Ill do it for Mexico
The crooked penis I maybe could have looked past...but no foreplay? Deal breaker.
Figured out why that fly won't leave. It keeps buzzing through my weed smoke
Fly high, Fly.
Wake up. Eat bread. Find your dignity. Don't be late for work again.
No dude 10 parakeets in your bedroom is 9 parakeets too many. Bring them back. Today!
There's just something classy about smoking a blunt in a prom dress.
Listen I don't care what it's called as long as it's drugs
He told his wife he was too old to pretend to be straight. She tried to argue. He walked two tables over and was like this is my highschool sweetheart and he's an excellent fuck, we're running away together. It was epic.
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