Sometimes I think its so cool that a dick that has been inside kate moss has also been inside me. So exciting.
The walk of shame is slightly more complicated when you wake up in the wrong country...
I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
his mom and I have the same butterfly tramp stamp. don't ask how that came up
I don't have the urge to be a home-wrecker with these two. I think I've grown, don't you?
Your excessive judging is making this uncomfortable
she's five days sober.....are those consecutive????
5 days not 5 nights... like a bad hotel/vacation deal
She pulled up to the bar in a limo, wasted, and alone. Gets out, shrugs and slurs "I couldn't find a cab" and proceeds to take a shot.
I'm in love.
Did you have ill-advised lesbian sex on the deathbed of their relationship?
Of course. Go big or go home.
You're my fucking queen.
The highlight was when a stranger was nose to nose with you threatening to kick ur ass, and you said "Is that your real face? Stopped him dead.
I mean, if there was a version of you with a penis, you'd fuck it...right? Like just outta curiosity at least
He just turned down phone sex for hockey and I'm so relieved I'm fucking a straight guy that I'm barely even mad
My girl friends dad just asked how I get so drunk and then he passed out with a bloody Mary in his hand on the couch it's 230 do you know where your parents are
She was pretty impressed that I led all thirty of us back to campus in my state of drunk. Evidently so impressed that she now refers to me as "Moses" in bed.
I cannot believe all 4 of us had sex at the same time, in the same bed... And it didn't turn into a foursome..
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