I had sex on an exercise ball. The inevitable has occurred.
My dad walked in on me masturbating in my own apartment.....my own apartment!!
He's really hot. I think he's gonna be my reason to shave this winter.
Almost told my boss I was an expert aat swallowing when he questioned my ability to take excedrin,xanax, and a vitamin all at once. It was a medicinal gang bang lubricated by arizona tea.
Dude. Remember the only two rules I set for that? Always have a sober friend and don't do drugs with a fat chick.
he said he wished i had balls so he could kick me in them. then we had sex obviously
Apparently he proposed after he saw me chug vodka out of a traffic cone.
4 girls from the bar, me, strip basketball. here. NOW
It's pathetic. My bed hasn't been this sexless since it was in bedmart.
The only pictures I have are of me being stoned or me looking like a man, which do you prefer?
You are so lucky you didn't go back to Tate's house. They decided to figure out who had the biggest balls... I was the judge
ok now I feel liek a very drunk human instead of a chaos being thanks water
I'm eating chocolate cake while this guy snaps me from the gym. Like I cant believe i actually considered getting rid of this cake. Have fun sweating ima eat this cake 👌
Apparently the cops had to handcuff me in order to get me to come with to the hospital with them. They asked me if I had had any experience with handcuffs before and I replied, "Only in bed." What a life
I am witnessing a blind guy whip ass at beer pong
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