Just asked the bartender if I could use the register to see my grades.
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
Buffalo PD walked in my bedroom this morning at 7 am. Was still blackout drunk, fully dressed, Steak Out wrapper on the floor, parking meter on the floor of the bar room. 'Both of your doors were wide open, wanted to make sure no one was robbing you.' Then I made a pass at her.
she had a dildo shaped like a dolphin. she will forever be known as Flipper
You have not lived until you and a ginger miget chick are jumping and waving your arms in a pitch black bathroom to turn on the motion lights. Yes, today I have officially lived.
She text me that night and asked how the dick was and I quote my drunk self "average at best"
So changing channels while she's on top is frowned upon. It's back to thinking about baseball again.
I'm definitely single now but she stole my mailbox
I'm sorry I lead life with my vagina.
I'm naked on my couch and just ate a chip that was in my belly button.. my 20s have been weird.
I'm mainly pissed because I shaved fucking EVERYTHING for this. WITH SHAVING CREAM. Men do not appreciate how rarely that happens.
He was passed out, face in the toilet, so I just pissed on his head. Serves him right
Intelligence report: the hot sister called you gross, the sweet sister says you're dumb, and the smart sister says all the other men she knows would have to die for her to hook up with you.
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