You are a beautiful, beautiful young lady. Your heart is made of tissue, blood and love. I will call you very soon, Princess Sophia.
He's telling me stories about how he made out with a 14 yr old when he was 22. I'm going home.
it tastes like there's a party in my mouth and everyone is throwing up
So they discontinued the hummer... Now people will have to go door to door to let others know they're assholes
as he left, i held up my fist and said "pound it out" and he was like "are you serious, we just had sex..."
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
open bar reception. dayglow. pray for me
Just got a blowie during the Avengers. It's weird knowing that the high point of your life just happened.
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
My friend had to carry her up the steps on his shoulder, and then she got up, found an ironing board and set it up in my friend's room just in case he needed to iron things.
He doesn't want a full on relationship, he provides me with all the weed I can handle and gives me multiple mind blowing orgasms. He's my soul mate.
The only people who will bring me pizza or tacos want a commitment and I'm hungry for food not their love.
I think I got into an argument with my cat's former owner about what a BDSM relationship entails.
Hooked up with another cop last night. Think I am renaming my vagina "dispatch"
at the time fanning him with a dish tray seemed like a good idea but when we found it buried in the dirt the next morning i questioned our judgement. needless to say he still threw up even with the extra breeze.
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