I want to touch your soul through your body...with my penis...
Mike i'm at church right now...
i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
you turned your livingroom into a bong?
You told the cops that they couldn't arrest you because they weren't hot enough to fuck
Maybe he just has a boisterous penis
"Hung over, tired and having a faint scent of some body butter and random pieces of glitter from a girl named gigi, almost arrested in drug bust, $40 Canadian in my pocket and all i got was this lousy Tshirt" shirts dont exist, but they need to
I'm hoping he'll tell everyone how great in bed I am. Well, how great in bathroom floor I am.
I just want uncharted vagina. Fresh and ripe.
Notice: I will be intoxicated and in your area this evening. To unsubscribe from my sexual solicitation list, reply 'fuck off'.
you picked up the vacuum cleaner at one point and said you we gonna beat the shit out of me with it. that was kinda funny
Can I interview you during sex or would that be weird?
SOMEONE has to puke in the potted plants at an Xmas party. As their boss I felt it should be me.
It feels like a bunch of leprechauns are using my brain as a soccer ball
I feel you. We can get adjoining rooms. It'll be like Disney world, but with drugs and ivs instead of roller coasters and Mickey Mouse.
Which is way cooler
He came on my face and he was genuinely concerned about getting it in my hair. I'm marrying him.
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