By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
i was concerned for your health after you took your "last shot" four times...
I only have two playlists on my iPod. One for when im getting drunk, one for when I'm getting high. Is this something to be worried about?
On the bright side I got 500 American Express points paying for the abortion
you were crying and trying to give advice to people.. that's was a new level of drunk for you
Postcard from jail please. Reserving a spot on my fridge.
It's kind of hard to say bye to you when you fall asleep on the bar..
So idk if it's because I'm working out again or the coke, but I hit my target weight today. Whaaaat uuuup. Come and get me thanksgiving.
I have your car and your sandals. My shoes are somewhere under the puke couch. Safari time.
He wanted to drink hypnotic from my butt crack. I need to move out this state.
I don't remember, but I believe your goodnight phrase was "nice meeting you, thanks for not macing me"
Stay calm. It's a titty bar. A ring of cocaine will protect you.
carb up bitch. we're drinking with football players.
i have too much dick at my disposal? i should make them fight. best dick pic gets laid
I prefer to think of hangovers as extreme sobriety, which can only be cured by more booze
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