So chef boyardee smells exactly the same after you throw it up
i literally discovered the exact same thing last week. i had the lasagna one
ravioli
no seriously, she's legit pissed i'm late to lunch because i was watching full house. there's obviously no future here.
I was greeting people at my door feeding them jello shots out of an ice cube tray with a spoon.
i will be blacked out in the shower. come get me. 20 mins.
Make puking fun. Chug half a monster right before you blow. Throw up foam. Most unique experience ever.
Beautiful fucking linguistics Shakespeare, but youre still not doing that to my face
This would be a good time to bring up the fact that my spider-man fork is MIA
Wanna hang out? my DILF had to dip out for his sons little league game
Fuck you asshole. You cost me cheerleader pussy.
Yeah I mean once a gun is being waved around, its probably a good time to leave the party
But the music was sooo good
As we have told you before, the first rule of hook-up bingo is we don't talk about hook-up bingo
She just started crying. With my dick still inside her. Something about her grandpa.
Im legit just salty with everyone who has a penis right now
you are the root of all my greats nights and my worsts decisions
I have photo proof.
Girl, don't care. What's my rule? If I don't remember it, it never happened.
Randomize
