My balls are about to become a huge part of your mouth's life
she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
Hey, remember that girl at rocklobster you thought was hot but were to pussy to talk to? You were right, her boobs are fake and she gives the best head on the planet. Can you come pick me up?
You're dead to me.
ya i looked horrible drunk and pregnant isn't a good combination
They're drinking Schnapps out of Spaghetti-o's cans. Please come pick me up.
If the Cards come back I will fly to St Louis and shit in a very public place.
No more stories ab the wkend for co-workers... No one else found "and I didn't have pants on when I got home Saturday night" as funny as I did.
Security has videotape of her blowing the boss against his car. Don't they know he entire parking lot is under video surveillance?
THEIR PENISES MATCH. I JUST REALISED THAT. THEY HAVE IDENTICAL DICKS. OH GOD.
And I don't know if this is really ESP, or just a crazy feeling, but I'm pretty sure he has an std. Or at least a cold.
You wouldn't believe how many pro-life stickers, and "show us your tits" signs there are between here and Dallas.
I just wanna get drunk in a castle. Is that so much to ask?
She's the queen of dating. She managed to get a date with a guy who saw her puke five times in two hours.
Oh Jesus our whore days are numbered
WE JUST PASSED A FUCKING SPACE SHIP! NOT JOKING! A REAL FUCKING SPACE SHIP! THIS IS NOT THE DRUGS! SPACE! SHIP!
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