Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
Blackout barefoot maybe pregnant
Good decisions....
Just got blue box Mac and cheese things are looking up
i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
now I regret adding my aunt on facebook. she remnded me today on my wall about the importance of checking my stools for blood since I have diaherria.
If i spent $300 & took that thing home i would hate myself today.
There is a newly found video on my phone of me following you to the bathroom to watch you throw up. sorry I didn't hold your hair
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
I just feel like a little gay dolphin in a massive sea
No fireworks. Throwing the old microwave off the deck.
Happy heartbreak day....you got chocolates, I'm eating them/ throwing them out the window at passing couples
wow thanks for pushing me towards an older man
you gotta start somewhere if you're going to be a trophy wife
Imagine Arby's curly fries spiraled around a dick
Note to self: Calvin Klein's are not safe to shit in.
what the fuck is wrong with you
Do you want me to go chronologically or alphabetically?
Add tweezing eyebrows to the list of things not to do while on adderol....
Randomize
