I don't understand why some guys want to have a huge conversation while standing at the urinal with cock in hand...
Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
Currently looking for a new liver on ebay. Struggle.
I miss old school porno. There just isn't any love in porn these days.
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
All I could understand from his text was "hatchet" "soccer" & "bitch". its safe to say andy has had enough to drink & will be violent soon
i feel like everytime i say im going to quit drinking someone comes along with a better idea about drinking
Because if the best sex I've ever had was with a gay guy, then God help me.
You sprayed lysol all over me. You said that my soberness was infecting your night.
Our funnel is on top of our neighbors roof.
I was ready to fuck him until he pulled the "I might be bi curious" card. Now its turned into a guilt fuck. It's like he's a 3rd world child in need of a sexual orientation.
I used to be terrified of what was under your bed until I passed out there last night. Now it just feels like home.
When were you at my house?
id say I'm a pretty good fuck buddy, i didn't even booty call him on his girlfriends birthday
Did body shots with a guy... Ended up being the ref of my volleyball game... So that's why we won
Is it acceptable to respond to a declaration of love with 'and I love your dick'? Asking for a friend who shares a name and possibly a phone number with me. Entirely coincidental.
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