That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
also, i may or may not be wearing a cape right now. hint: i am.
Does it bother you that I left your underwear hanging in a tree at the zoo? i think the turtles are enjoying it.
The smartest thing I've heard Obama do is call Kayne West a jackass
I just snuked. Sneezed and puked
He was like a Bill Nye the science guy of sex....he was telling me things about my clitoris that I didn't even know
I'm in the bar bathroom about to pass out. But it's ok cause I set my alarm to go off for last call.
He paid me to blow him while doing a handstand. Does that make me a whore or just a budding gymnast?
it only took 2 hours but we managed to melt the purity ring down with a butane torch
Uh yeah. I ate a brick of cheese. Didn't even cut it. We were admiring the teeth marks I was leaving. We decided it was the negative of my mouth
lets talk about you, dubstep, and a bunny suit.
After sex he cried I didn't know what to do so I patted him on the back and went to the kitchen to make waffles
It would be awesome if I knew whose teeth these were in my pocket
I put on a tiger onsie to initiate sex... It worked
The cat is stealing cigarettes and my vagina cures blindness. How's your night?
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