I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
Bisexual people are plain selfish.
I'm on a mission to free the leash kids. Like liberating the Israelites from Egypt. Only better.
have u ever looked at the reflection of the water n watched the poop come out of u?
why can't you just be normal
i have to start hiding my credit card when i drink i woke up this morning with 4 emails from Farmville telling me i spent over $800 on coins last night
A 14 year old with a teardrop tattoo just tried to sell me weed. I'm in the wrong fucking neighborhood.
Do me a favor? If you get with him, please lick his abs. Someone has too they're just too beautiful not to.
If I end up in a healthy relationship because of this, I will NEVER forgive you!!!
Because she seems like the type to give it up for a box of fruit rollups.
Some dude with an OSU jersey just kissed him in the face in front of everyone. I should mention he's wearing a Panda costume. And has already been offered $20 for his suit by Plushies for oral sex.
My new roommate is awesome. His father owns a bar and his sister has an E cup. I'm going to be with him forever
One singular head for man, one giant climax for mankind
Okay so I've been talking to the mice again and they agree with me that you're a piece of shit.
Attention, i sprayed windex on me to disguise the scent of sex and regret off my clothes from last night
You said you're gonna end your night with a six pack and awful erotica
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