The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
Sometimes I think that I have too much self esteem
Then I realize that I'm just really fucking pretty.
Well it was 11am and we were walking to the market with red cups in our hands yelling NO JUDGEMENT at every car that passed
This isnt meant to be as creepy as it sounds, but do you seriously want a lock of the hair I cut off?
I just put my hair into this ponytail & it looks hideous & really cool at the same time. I am dedicating it to the hangover I have
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
gorilla chasing a banana on crotch rockets. Halloween is getting way too real
Don't mind me. My boyfriend is carrying me because I'm broken not because I'm drunk.
It's not even 9:30 yet..
I'm home alone drinking wine, so high, scrubbing my house down... This is what my thirsty thursday has become
I deserve to be covered in dicks
Did I tell you guys I was bisexual last night? I just had a flashback
I'm really ok with inappropriate relationships. They are my favorite of all the relationships. No need to be timid. For crying out loud.
Hey every now and then can you tell me you want to fuck me to boost my confidence? Thanks.
If there's a nuclear war you can come over. I'll feed you soup and you can rig up car batteries to power the coffee pot and toaster. We can grow tomatoes and chickens.
Oh fuck, I'm officially a cougar..he's got the same name as my grandson
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