If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
remember when you found twisted pleasure condoms in my parents bathroom? theyre gone.
cynthia nixon should never get laid more than me
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
Kinda wish I banged him. I need the exercise.
Since your rent is paid til the first, we decided to use your apartment as the beer pong room. We apologize in advance for losing your security deposit.
I hope my shame shaped pee stain outside your door goes away soon.
She made out with the kickboxers bf. She was just asking to get kicked in the head. In the middle of the bar.
My sister was not impressed when she got here. I was standing in the doorway in my underwear drinking a beer. At 2pm. On a Monday.
Drinking loves me for WHO I am
Will i get arrested If i steal the salvatiion arny guys bell for ringing it to close to my hangover
i wear a size 32DD bra. its basically impossible for me to get a speeding ticket
My house is about to be spotless and the only person visiting is the plumber and not the porno kind.
i found you laying on the floor staring at the ceiling and you kept muttering "why" in various inflections.
I know I may be showing my age by saying this but this is the first time I have been eaten out in the parking lot behind the Clairmont Inn since 1990
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