Ana's brother is visiting for the wknd. He came back to our place last night drunk to find me passed out naked it in the shower with the water still running. I was still drunk. We decided it was a good idea to have sex and sleep on the bathroom floor. Woke up this morning spooning and using my towel as a pillow.
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
I was relieved after I found the unopened condom in my pocket. Then I found the open one in the other pocket..
I feel like I just walked the hall of shame thru the marriott. Everyone stared.
I think it was the shoes and limping. Not the sex. I could b wrong.
Everything tastes like Lysol. Am I dying?
Standing in a circle of girls fistpumping to the word "hospital" while taking shots.... I don't see this ending well, but its fucking fun.
i can't believe he threw up on you. Well thats what you get for being DD. I used the sombreros as a shield!
I don't really know how to explain this place...it's like I feel like I need an std just to fit in
Regardless of the amount of alcohol you may consume tonight - DON'T take anybody home
Nothing like waking up naked and alone on your floor to remind you that you make life mistakes often.
Seriously, even though I keep it clean, I could douse it in bleach and set it on fire and still not be comfortable with you actually holding it. It's been in my VAGINA.
it's like his dick is making a u-turn.
When you licked the fourth stranger's cheek the bar tender pretty much ordered us to get you out.
Good rule of thumb: only list personal references with whom you have hallucinated
I'm tired of you and your emotional constipation. WHY DO YOU CLOSE YOUR EYES WHEN WE MAKE LOVE!?
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