I bet he comes in French.
It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
I drank so much Goldschläger last night, I could shit a necklace.
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
His mom told be she once got turned down for playboy. 1 biggest mistake Hugh made. 2 is she hitting on me?
He kept saying it was because he was allergic to the chicken. Then he threw up on my mom.
It started as a joke and ended with a trip to the emergency room, a broken macbook and a gigantic hole in the concrete of my driveway.
You can drink as much as you want but it's not gunna make her forehead any smaller
I was hoping it might at least fix her teeth
What should we drink tonight, I'm in the mood to be judged
Guess which fraternity was just playing car to car frisbee in the McDonald's drive thru! Did you guess mine?
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
Nothing like playing hide and seek with a state patrol officer early in the morning to get your heart rate up.
Walk of shame dressed as a Christmas tree, it happened. Ho ho ho bitches
my vagina is starting to think like a penis, and I'm not even slightly worried
too bad I'd hit a car before I'd hit a bush.
Are we talking about jumping from windows or your willingness to fuck a car instead of a woman?
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