no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
Performed a legit marriage between 2 drunk people at last call yesterday. Becoming ordained has already paid for itself.
i just heard her through the wall saying "not on my face! NOT on my face!" then a scream and "I SAID NOT ON MY FACE!!!"...nice work dude.
No you are right. With a nickname like Monster Cock, you shouldn't expect him to want to "just talk". I'd be insulted too
You said that you were drinking out of a pan, and then went on to apologise to 'Jesus and all the other guys' for drinking on a Sunday.
Well, I convinced myself I had a sixth toe and then I ripped it off. So I PRAY you're doing better than me.
I think I'm too tall to 69 successfully.
I think I might cry.
Just FYI, by the transitive property my breasts have now touched the Stanley Cup.
dying me prepared for dead me... i woke up with my laptop open to the last snl episode, a bottle of gatorade, advil and a bag of chocolate all next to me
Your ability to eat ass like its your job and yet turn down quinoa because it's "gross" is confusing.
If anything I look like a soccor mom going out for her annual ladies night. Trying hard, but not quite in her twenty's anymore.
I behisseth at your soul from the deepest darkest depths of the earth
i got woken up by a cockroach crawling onto my hand and now i'm pretty sure i'll never be clean again
Its like a glacier coming out of my asshole.
A massage should never include spaghetti sauce. shit was fucked up
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