Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
Just think about it this way, every time you work Sunday, it's another $75 and that equals another hooker when we go to Amsterdam.
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
He told me that I smelled like a Glade Plug-in, then sang the Menard's jingle in it's entirety in between kissing me.
The guy I wanted to make out with just got beat up, let's roll.
He just texted me from the outside of the hospital. He called the fat broad in the bar mrs snuffleupagus about 60 times and she broke a bottle of blackberry brandy over his head.
Everybody knows the last week of summer internships include showing up to the office hammered and hitting on the CEO
I have officially had sex in every room on my floor. Don't say I'm not an amazing RA.
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
you were bawling because you felt bad for being so drunk and then you asked for a beer
You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
YOU IS KIND. YOU IS SMART. YOU IS IMPORTANT. YOU IS CLEANING YOUR OWN VOMIT.
Just put on slippers before underwear so you know where my priorities are
I don't remember what you did, but I DO remember that i'm supposed to hate you for it.
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