Also do the "tongue the pee-hole" thing.
Maybe you should go over there and lead him on and reach down his pants like he's about to get some and yank his balls.
That's the best idea I've heard all day.
I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
I took it to a new level. I'm procrastinating taking my adderall. Hate finals week.
can you explain how you are here for one night and now my kitchen table is in 11 pieces..
Welp, she's chewing our paper towels again. She's like an obnoxiously hot puppy
then out of nowhere we heard a voice yell "Fuck that pussy!"
I got to explain to the guys at work today how i had no choice but to go to a gay bar because I was handcuffed to a lesbian.
You may see me wearing your shirt to class. It's because I still have the spins and I'm anticipating throwing up on it. Asshole.
I think I ate my cheesy fiesta potatoes cup.
You said you wanted to wrap his dick in a tortilla and make a spicy burrito. Let me just say, most girls don't have this hard of a time getting laid.
Who put the meatball sub on my door handle?
I work 80 hours a week to prevent myself from just laying in bed and masturbating all day. It's a hands off strategy.
Excuse me while I gouge out my eyes.
In which case my work here is done.
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
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