u know ur drinking tonight lol i dont know why you try to deny it
but i dont wanna get emotional and drunk text
then give me ur phone
NEVER!!
Nick had a break down & said to me "Everybody's mad at me, I'm the douchebag, Im the fucking douchebag that everyone hates, Do you wanna come home with this douchebag?!"
You're going home with him aren't you?
I'll see ya in the morning when I leave his house
do you remember the combo for the lock to my pants?
I was grinding on people that were grinding. Nonconsensual.
Mom got high last night and started crying because she feels bad for Paula Deen. This is my family.
Next time I feel awkward in a situation I'm going to just yell "free bird!!!!" Like some redneck at lynyrd skynyrd show
All I know is when I checked my phone this morning google translate was open with "help the cow ate my robot" translated to French
Serious concern: will TSA confiscate my bondage rope?
I would like to formally reclaim my title of a turn up queen.
It's acceptable to bring him back to my parents house and fuck on the couch right??
ANNA YOU PEED ON THE STREET. LIKE NOT EVEN SUBTLY. YA JUST SQUATTED IN THE MIDDLE OF THE HIGHWAY. And you flashed your tits to oncoming vehicles to try to get them to pick us up
I think I just saw my socks in the parking lot.. gonna keep walking
Stoner thoughts are the only thoughts I want to have now.
hotelroom bed is big enough to masturbate in, but small enough to not want to sleep in it after you've masturbated in it
I shouldn't be allowed to be in america for NYE... or any major holiday for that matter
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