Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
Wine + wine + wine + wine + bud light = puke.
And then i made him answer questions about me before i took off my clothes
One girl peed the bed, one lost her panties, another woke up on the piano, I have pink eye and door knobs are missing. This is why I stay in Nebraska
say it with me now .. the "golden" penis. his nickname does not disappoint.
Quick question, how many times can you get chlamydia before your vagina just gives up and falls off?
Just had a tv talk show interview in my mirror. Got into to some pretty heavy shit man, would have made good viewing.
I think I may be stoned foreverrrrrrrrr. The earth has been around for a long time.
We're at the hospital. She got a head rush and fell and now blood everywhere. Smoke the rest, just save her a bowl
i had a long naked conversation with the cop on why is everything fun illegal
Can I just say that you're probably one of my favorite people to have sex with and then eat hummus with at 3:45am?
I should put together a new mom basket for her. It would have diapers, vodka, ambien, and tissues for when she cries about her wasted youth.
Watching him and my sister argue over a rum and coke about who's going to chop the coffee table in half with a hatchet...
That is cause you are some weird type of mutant that lives off of Alcohol.
I would give away three of my own ribs to be able to eat myself out.
...ew
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