Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
i bet jesus would rush if he went to usc
Drank beer out of a hotwheels bucket all night
Does my status still say I suck cocks? I don't know how to change it
The douche that always wears spandex at the gym just walked into class with a dick going into his mouth drawn on his face. The professor said "rough night" and he still has no idea. Tyring to get a pic
I have to verbally tell you. He looks good on paper...but he totally fails in person. Like communism.
i don't even remember going to get food. i think i got gas too.
...and the foreplay consisted of me threatening to cut off his hand if he didn't remove it from my back.
No I am not eating basil off your cock
It's the only time I've ever felt manly shitting myself
He was like Sweeney Todd... But, without the killing people part.
So... He's a barber?
No. He's got crazy hair, and a revenge fetish. But he's hot. Does that make up for it?
Someone put a huge skyy vodka bottle in our washing machine. My roommate didn't see it and ran it. The washing machine split in two. #life
are you drinking tonight?
I have an exam tomorrow
so yes.
as a guy is it bad that even my mom called me easy?
I'm in the fetal position trying to figure out a way to get someone to deliver me pancakes.
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