I just saw Sharon Stone's cootch in high def. I think I'll stay gay.
best googles of the semester: toe fucking, purpose of two nostrils, human tail. with pictures
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
He put used condom on the handle of the plunger in the bathroom.
I just don't know what he sees in my vagina...and that scares me.
Something's wrong. Everything's on fire. Unless it was like that before. Then everything's alright.
He's not actually Jewish. Turns out he just wears the yarmulke to cover his bald spot.
I can't tell if I'm getting better at doing my online spanish hw drunk or if my teacher is just grading on creativity. Either way that senoritas gettin an applebees gift card when i graduate.
She thinks I'm afraid I'm gonna get caught in one of my lies and some of the girls I'm fucking will find out about each other. But it would be a relief to offload a few from the old crop and work in a few newbies into the rotation. The organization could use some new blood.
She had pubes that could make an episode of Duck Dynasty. Fear the Vag Beard
Its was awkward last year cuz in the middle of it her mom bust In the room with noise makers and champagne
Dude. My tinder just blew up in Seattle. I'm moving here. I don't give a fuck
10 shots in she's sitting on the floor using the open dishwasher door as a plate to eat her "life giving" pizza.
I woke up to both of you drawing on me in sharpie, unless a glorious threesome was had the night before that is not okay.
Who says it wasn't?
She just kept roaring and saying Katy Perry had nothing on her. Wtf did she take?
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