I will come over but only if I don't have to take my sunglasses off for it
i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
This hotel is not contributing to my sobriety, they have 4 kinds of free wine and beer.
Trust me. My penis has made more than enough decisions this weekend.
You probably don't remember. You were drunk and getting your tits drummed on like haitian bongos in a voodoo ritual.
Or I could just give you a blow job and make it up to you.
No, that's okay. Don't worry about it.
Going once.....twice.........sold to the girl who didn't really wanna do it anyway.
I'm currently day drinking, studying and making corn. Don't tell me what I can't do.
What can i say, i'm an artist. I think deep thoughts. In between the homoerotica and pterodactyl noises
Just remembered when I first started going down on him he goes "ok now I feel a little better about the broncos losing"
After you finished the $300 bottle of wine you just started crying about how if Mulder and Scully didn't invite you to join the x-files your life would be meaningless because you "love that weird shit"
You can come over but I have to warn you that it is naked Sunday.
You know what...ii have the turtles...were together....i love these god damn turtles...
Would you like to get a drink then hook up or reverse order I don't really care. Hopefully you can keep this between us.
Did you ask Harvard boi?
Apparently he likes someone who is into being smart and a supporter of human rights ugh what a skank
Put down the Captain Crunch and get over here. It’s a dickfest!!
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