so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
remember when jerking off was fun and not a neccesity
He gave a passionate hug to every tree on the way to my car.
Nothing good has ever or will ever come from 50 cent beers at the bowling alley..
Swallowing. Like you said. Lions. Always.
last nights episode of shot friends brought to you by polish vodka and flamingo baseball. pickles cure hangovers.
YOU STOLE THE WEDDING CAKE?!?!
Only one tier
Tastes like cardboard anyway
Drunk enough that you donated $50 to taco bell, because they serve a great purpose.
I hope you gays don't get too crazy after DOMA. Gay divorces aren't any better than straight ones.
This is classic penis vs brain.
I wish we could all take a bath together. Not in a lesbian way. But in a relaxing drunk in the tub sort of way.
You yelled at me about a fork.
You probably deserved it, I'm very territorial about my cutlery.
Love it. I wish you see me right now. I'm counting cash on my bed with no shirt on, beauty and the beast sound track on blast. Fucking creepin it up.
Why are there naked heterosexuals in my apartment?
Randomize
