He should be on Bizare Foods after who he ate last night
I imagine the nuva ring like a bug zapper. It just kills them all.
we kept pushing you at the prospective students saying go for it, itll make them want to come here
you kept yelling THIS ONES FOR THE ADMISSIONS OFFICE and then youd go in for the kill
He has a landing strip. I repeat he has shaven himself a landing strip. HELPPPP!
He just kept screaming "I have democratic immunity" as the cops dragged him into the car.
UPDATE: WE WILL BE HITTING THE BATMAN PINATA WITH A SWORD
On a toatally unrelated note, I see music in my hair
We went rollerblading down high street singing "Free Falling"in ketchup and mustard costumes. A car full of guys drove by and yelled out their window "Need a hot dog with that?!" Naturally, we woke up at their apartment.
Carson when you get home I want you to go downstairs and go into each bedroom and pick up the underwear and either throw it out or give it back to the people who own them. Look all over the room. Thank, Love Mom
I'm not sure. But a mason jar of drug free urine just as soon as anyone can would be so awesome.
I woke up without my clothes on covered up with a towel on the floor because for some reason I took a bath in my clothes at 2am.
I apologize for tapping your ass. It was a friendly tap. Like Casper. Ya know
You made out with both twins? Ten points to you!
I ditched my one night stand in the hotel lobby. How did he add me on Snapchat?
Fuck you and your fucking taquito's.
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