Dude WTF? His teammate just started talkin to me on fb! Am I walking around with a "I like to f**k gators" on my forehead?
No, it just says ur easy
Oh. My. God. Best non-relationship, he-might-be-cheating-on-his-boyfriend-but-I-can't-tell-because-of-the-language-barrier sex EVER!
youre totally missing out on eating your boogers right now. my entire face is numb
Theres a disney princess moonbounce on karen st. and I'm drinking beer at a little league field. this might end with me in jail.
I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
that's not even the weird part though. he already knew where the bathroom was, he might have been here before..
Printing the vagina inspector badge was money well spent.
It's isn't revenge sex until you've cum on her porcelain doll collection.
on a brighter note, the cop thought i could kick adams ass if it came down to that and said he had $20 on me if it ever happens
Also, I'm going to TRY and be casual this weekend, but really, we need to be serious about equally dividing our time between party and bullshit.
I only had ten dollars. So leave it to Katie to somehow makeout with the bartender, on his shift mind you, and get free drinks.
Don't forget Giraffe in your car! If we show up in the same outfit without animal heads we're just gonna look weird.
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
can you please not set my house on fire for once???
He's good looking but he really sounds like kermit the frog, can you imagine how fucking him would sound like?
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