I've done 29 out of the 30 things to do to a naked man according to Cosmo. I don't know if that makes me innovative or slutty.
Genius.
I'm a gentlemen, chivalry is what i do, i'll open the door, pull out your chair, buy your drinks, i'll even go down first, but when it comes to mario kart, i draw the line. I'm sorry but i just can't let you beat me at mario kart
When your really high you cant order into a clowns mouth
Bars not open yet, I feel like a desperate alcoholic wandering around outside.
Apparently there was a point in the night that they literally thought he was dead, ass naked on the floor. That bad.
its sad im about to start saving up for how drunk i need to be for the holidays
Europe's "the final countdown" was playing. It was pretty much amnesty for anything that might happen the rest of the night. It's a rule.
He just said his penis sings like Mariah Carey...Im going with drunken.
But that background check said 51...Omg. If I hooked up with someone that's my dads age.....
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
I couldn't stop laughing at the fact he was cutting lines with a sears card. What 24 year old has a sears card?
is that a sigh of girlish delight, or "sigh...I'm having a herpes outbreak'
Can't it be both?
He somehow always manages to get me naked within 5 minutes of being together. It's like fucking witchcraft.
UVE SEEN MY TITS OKAY STOP CRYING
Fuck him and his perfect arms, huge penis and relentless ability to ignore me.
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