I had a dream last night that I had to pretend I liked Dave Matthews Band to impress this girl I was talking to.
I guess it was more of a nightmare.
And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
I was so hungover I threw up on her when she answered the door. i don't think it was a good first impression
Get out of your relationship and into my pants.
just fyi, hangover + ice skates = really bad idea
ENDLESS SCROLLING ON TUMBLR WAS MADE FOR HIGH PEOPLE!
When we asked you how you got there you replied in all seriousness, "rode my legs"
I remeber being on the roof last night and we put our heads togeather and we touched each others face and said "Hennessyyyy"
woke up with empty beer can still duct taped into my fists and the word "dove" written on the back of my neck
Do they make liter beers?
They make 40s
Do they make 2 liter beers
They make 2 40s
I think as a general rule I have to have blacked out somewhere at least twice to be comfortable.
What could go wrong? i could have a mental breakdown with a bottle of champagne hand cuffed to a frat bro
Found this cake smashed up inside a box on the sidewalk. Im saying yes to adventure and eating some.
Taking a nap. Sidewalk cake kicked my ass. It had boston creme filling!
As a side note, can you ask the maintenance staff not to drag their balls on our stairwell handrails. Please.
I shouldn't be allowed to be in america for NYE... or any major holiday for that matter
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