If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
Just woke up on a couch in the FIJI house with 2 missed calls from someone I saved in my phone as "Some DU Kid Named TJ Maybe"
you make me proud to be your friend
i wish i could swallow nair and shit it out and it would get rid of all my ass hair.
i got really high and listened to the spongebob squarepants theme song and, i swear to god, it was in german.
Its like everytime i see you, my vagina gets a heartbeat.
I don't think he understands what an important role his penis plays in my level of self esteem
My night sucks. It's really hard to masturbate with a broken finger.
I added "don't hook up with boys with girlfriends" to my new years resolution and realized how sad it was that it made me actually feel like a better person
Also, I threw up on the playground again. I've honestly had more fun there this past summer than I did in my entire childhood.
we had a full conversation and he only brought up drugs twice. overall I'd call it a success
You are in my phone as "Thigh Gap" and you apparently work for "DO NOT DRUNK TEXT, INC." That is why I called you six times last night. So unless you take a second job at "NO DRUNK DIALING LLC" expect more. PS I am sober so this is legit.
Sorry I wasn't opportunistic about sucking your dick in an Uber last night
i woke up between my boyfriend and his sister and i don't know if we fucked or cried together
i woke up fully clothed with teenage dream on repeat. something is wrong with me
He got mad at you last time bc you tried to rap battle him via text. This is strictly business.
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