I am so gay it hurts my loins. Going to see She's Just Not That Into You... again. Ohhh my goodness.
I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
that was the first time i tried it. why is it all sticky? its like somebody threw a glue bottle at my face.
Great, now justin bieber is gonna sing a song about chile
you should give me head with plastic fangs in
yeah, but the likliness of me finding my husband at a party where the facebook event is titled "NEW YEARS EVE SHIT SHOW" is highly unlikely
Hey so I just want to get straight to the point it was me who ate the last cupcake and it was your sister who I fucked last nigt
That place is a DUI and an STD waiting to happen. I think I'll pass.
Think I can pull off edward 40 hands before class?
You might end up in the wrong class.
I'm a COM major, they're all the wrong class.
Just promise me you wont die... or hook up with an old asian lady playing slots
Cant promise that last part. I won't die though
Fried chicken is a must. Do strippers eat fried chicken or should I plan on something else?
I really shouldn't have to tell you to stop banging your lightsaber on everything while we are in college.
And I wasn't CONVICTED of a felony, I just committed one
I hope I didn’t eat too many edibles just now. I got shit to do today. Like make Jell-O shots and take a shower.
Yeah. I fucked her boyfriend, she knows, and she still wants to keep dating him. That's love.
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