After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
Please stop trying to convince people that you're retarded and I suck your dick in the same conversation.
awkward like he asked me out for a "rest of the summer make out buddy" thing and I kind of had a female testicle retreat moment
You covered in salsa con queso would take care of all of my cravings right now
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
I forgot to tell you thank you for putting me out when I was on fire. im sure I'll laught about this someday...
He told me I was a pleasure to arrest. That's the 2nd time I've heard that.
Ughhhh. Finnnneeeeee. I'll have sex with your brother. Sheesh. The things I do for you woman.
Bad Decision October is in full swing. I was telling people that "I put on eye makeup today, I'm takin' a dude home with me!".
How did I roll 7 times this month and survive?\nI must be some sort of ecstasy goddess
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
Do not ever look at a picture of an erect ostrich penis. You will regret it.
Dude \nSo embarrassed \nJust sent a snap to my boss john and noticed my vibrator was right beside me
What happened lastnight it looks like I had sex with edward scissor hands....my back is so messed up
my bad i broke a mirror over your back
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