Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
Dude pussy is like music. For every person who pays for it, there are thousands more getting it for free.
I've decided to turn your sobriety into a reason for me to be able to drink more.
Escorted a stripper to her car last night,and all I got was a "Thanks" and "Go Steelers."
Wanna go watch Transformers and scream "AMERICA!"? I need a no thought activity
I WILL MAKE A FLYING LEAP FOR YOUR DICK WHEN I SEE YOU THROUGH THE WINDOW
The jerky fairy visited my fridge. It's glorious.
I will take a blow job from a dude that kinda looks like a girl at this point
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
We were suposed to have a 3some in their bathroom but it just turned into us 2 making out while he watched like a little kid on christmas morning
The rest of the concert I just stared at the lights and didn't really listen to the music cuz I was trying to make sure my brain still worked cuz my face was numb and I couldn't move... Yeah I'm not a weed brownie person
Life Lesson #1 of 2013: double-fisting shower beers and shaving my bikini line should be reserved for two different showers.
Let go out that Thursday night!
Yess sounds good, I have to go turn myself in the next day because what happened last Friday.
Hey do you or anyone you know want to get drunk for free? At 4pm tonight at rctc for field sobriety training for future cops
Oh well, he'll live. He has a hand and a penis.
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