Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
Ok so the guy below me is either having sex very loudly or is very lonely
he came so fast he could have be employed at jimmy johns
If i need to get strippers involved i will.
I am now trying to reassure her that she doesn't have a wide-set vagina. So thanks, for whatever you said.
I got back at him the only way I knew how, by hooking up with the guy he hates from their rival fraternity.
how did you know i stayed over last night?
there was a trail of glow sticks and cheetos from the front door all the way to his bedroom
I left for five minutes and Chris wound up half in women's clothes, half naked. And the naked half was covered in shamrock stickers.
For context, I was hiding under the pong table mooing at everyone by that point.
I just conveyed my whole sex life to my mom over voicemail. Anddd, I'm hammered.
Top night. Top night.
Just wanted to say, I appreciate your bravery in having read receipts
Why would you waste your Ritalin on your children?
She wanted to get out of there before you guys woke up so she wouldn't let me find my underwear. Lol So I apologize to whoever finds that in your room.
i left you alone for two hours TWO HOURS & when i got back i had to rush you to the hospital because you were covered in Smooth Away pads & drinking the bong water..
Why do we always have to be the people who get blamed for animal intoxication incidents?
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