the not having weed thing wouldnt be nearly as tragic if it wasnt the one holiday where they launch bright flaming things into the air
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
she screamed"i told you already! counter clockwise spiral and the clockwise spiral!!" right in the middle of sex
wow, i never thought dating a choreographer would be so harsh
One last question would your parents let me sleep in your bathtub for the night?
I'm sorry I make you whore yourself out to him everytime I'm drunk and want mcdonalds.
He was having a "party in the princess castle." At what point do I blindfold him and take him to AA?
Everything was going great until my fake mustache fell off when we started making out.
Our first kiss happened while shot gunning a hit from a gravity bong. Its that type of relationship.
Give me a minute. I'm trying to buy moonshine from a railroad worker named "Cowboy."
fell down stairs ended up in underground bar now im dancing with trannies and best night of my life. lines of coke
My nerves will need dicks later so.. I'll call you
Long story short, I found someone who takes me seriously when I say I have a Shakespeare kink.
He sent me a flaccid dick pic from the bathroom at the bar and he said I'm sorry it's not all hard and good looking. Props to him - I did ask for a pic.
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
I'm shrooming way too hard to deal with your bullshit at this particular point in time
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