I just woke up in the coolest sweatsuit i have ever seen..it has cory's name on the tag...do we know a cory?
Thanks for stranding me with th douchebag award recipients
Word to the wise: learn how to ask "What is my bail posted as" in French before traveling abroad.
Going stoned out of mind to my sociology exam because it's really just a pizza party. I love community college.
Apparently there was a point in the night that they literally thought he was dead, ass naked on the floor. That bad.
Morning yack off the fire escape. Girl walking by was mortified. Gooooooooo Ducks!!
I want to be you.
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
thank you for extending my knowledge of the effects of vodka. speak of what happened last night and i will kill you and send your fingers to your loved ones.
You're like Jane Goodall in a forest of gay men. Someday your autobiography will be called "Bottoms in the Mist".
Look outside and see if the septic tank explodes when I flush this.
He was really cute! And I know but it's just like getting my fix ya know? He's basically a human vibrator.
So I'm at home coloring while smoking a joint. It can only go down hill from here.
In the last 2 hours I managed to have romantic starlit sex on the beach as the tide came in with not only just a gorgeous man, but one who happens to be Eastern European and finishing Harvard law school.
Oh wow. I want to be you right now.
I know this shouldnt be a problem, but there are too many women hitting on me. I dont know what to do
Where do you think your fantastically immense lady-boner for men in uniform comes from?
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