We were chasing that deer in the quad and next thing I remember I woke up in my RAs bed. I'm probably in trouble.
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ok, stay where you are, be there soon
I swear to god Kristen, if this "cute" guy you are trying to hook up with's friend asks me if we can role play, and I play his mother one more time, Im leaving. You have 3 minutes to save me or I am out.
i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
It's all fun and games until the last slice of pizza gets bong water spilled on it.
watching hot guy on train scrolling with his blackberry's track ball... o to be that track ball...
I've made out with men from every corner of the globe. Sex-wise, I've almost conquered europe. Take that napoleon
Absolutely. Last time I signed up for a softball league I had sex with my high school economics teacher.
you kept yelling "this bitch stole my phone" to the guy who found you passed out in the parking lot
He just told an 8 year old to go fuck himself so we probably won't be in the butterfly exhibit much longer.
If we order a pizza and I contribute 9 cents, is that fair?
Using all my books as packing buffer for my liquor bottles. And you said being an English major was worthless.
Then he kissed my hand sensually and said "you're a Black Queen. Don't let anyone tell you different."
I just turned down an invite to sit on a face. IDK who I am.
What? Are you sick?
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