I have to decide between the hot young blond with no apparent gag reflex, and the brunette with a great ass and a trust fund.
Ok I won't set anything on fire if you wear pants all night. This is a bet we're both destined to lose.
Haha o man how much you've grown. From beer bonging wine and wearing cargo shorts to well, beer bonging beer and wearing cargo shorts
in my lab write-up should i mention that i watered my plant with tequila?
After your mom took her 12th and fatal tequila shot she proceeded to fall head first into the bonfire... Guess I don't have to fear getting old after all
It was your ex but it was not eighties night, it was pudding wrestling. And either thank you or I'm sorry depending on the state of my pants left on the doorstep
I want to get so drunk, you will need subtitles to understand me. Rough week.
I had to put a towel over my laptop because the little power light was too bright. New hangover low.
Haha yeah this costume is worse than I imagined. I look more like a gothic hooker who caters specifically to creepy men with doll fetishes
C'mon. I'm still an alcoholic at heart, regardless of its broken or not
Is your gma going to be okay with me passed out drunk on the ground
future reference: when you get a text that says "WARNING: EXPLICIT PHOTOS BEING DELIVERED. VIEWERS DISCRETION IS ADVISED." you always open the attached picture.
I finally had to say "that's the hole where I pee" for him to understand.
Dude I think the cat just licked the coke plate
Hey! you should come over!
Who is this? The number is saved as "Sexy Awesome"
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