we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
is drinking for groundhog day legit?
well you blacked out on MLK day and we pregamed arbor day, so yes
Just tried to chase Captain Morgan with water...this whole drinking alone business is getting harder to do.
you asked "if this appropriate to take the the bathroom?" while holding up a bottle of vodka when you went to pee.
You are softly singing to the wall while slow dancing with it. I feel as though you should discontinue this behavior.
When I said to shut up, I meant it. I'm sorry you have a bald spot now, but it was necessary.
Just woke up to find myself in a random bed with two people next to me having sex. I thought it would be awkward to just suddenly get up so i think I'm gonna lie here and pretend I'm still sleeping.
So bored. I think I've expelled every last gram of jizz from my body.
I'm just opting for alcohol abuse, ramen and cuddling with my dog for now.
Woke up on the couch with one cowboy boot on and a hat over my crotch. God bless texas.
So he came on my stomach this morning and I totally forgot about it until after you poured that body shot.
Pretty sure I got at least one girl to question her sexuality at the Christmas party last night
i keep smelling vagina and donuts, which pretty much sumarises this morning. happy birthday.
i just remember singing the theme song from 2 and 1/2 men to my hair
First aid class means get dry humped by moderately attractive college students during heimlich maneuver training.
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